Self-entertainment?

As fate would have it, I have a mandatory training session for my job on Jan 7th, so I'm flying back into StL on the night of the 6th. Class doesn't start until the week of the 14th so I'm expecting very few people to be around to hang out, which sucks. I'm working during the day, but at night I'm expecting to pretty much be in solitary confinement in my apartment with the heat fucking blasting. Basically, I'm gonna need ways to pass the time, other than typing on this retarded excuse for a blog. Tomorrow I'm looking to hit the mall or some other place of commerce to pick up books, movies, tv shows etc. to keep me from jumping off the roof. Post any suggestions you have, keeping in mind that I essentially have the sense of humor of a 12-year old and a low tolerance for anything that requires any real intelligence to process.