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Whatup everybody. Its your boy Da'Rell, making his debut on the wild, anarchical clusterfuck known as the internets. Before we start, I'm gonna do my best to bring you up to speed with my vernacular. Some of this shit is borrowed from other bloggers (shout to Byron Crawford especially), some of it you can hear in the street or among hipster white kids, and some of it is from my boys and I sitting around late at night fucking around. Nullus. You may have heard some of these used elsewhere, but in some cases I've tweaked the common meaning or implication, so read carefully. I recommend that you master all of these if you want to get the full value out of your reading experience here.

Words

crack (n.): referring to something highly favorable, often to the point of being addictive.
superlative: fishscale.

dap and dip (v.): to make a brief appearance at a party or social function for political purposes.

doodoo (n.): I'd say this one is pretty self-explanatory.

ether (derived from Nas's diss record aimed at Jay-Z): (v.) to destroy.
(n.) something highly unfavorable or causing destruction.

herb (n): 1. an individual who is awkward enough to bring about discomfort to those around him.
2. an individual who tries way too hard to achieve approval, often at the expense of looking like a clown.

nullus (interj.): a word used to detach oneself from the homosexual meaning or connotation of a statement. Synonymous with no homo. Originated by internet blogger Byron Crawford from the Latin term "nullus homosexualis".

nation: (n.) 1. a collection or association of herbs.
2. a member of herb nation. Often used interchangeably with "herb".
(adj.): referring to something generally associated with herbs, or being a herb.

rando: (n.): someone unfamiliar and/or unimportant.
(adj.): referring to something unfamiliar or unexpected.

slay (v.): to have sexual intercourse.

stan (n.): someone who is maniacally obsessed with a person, place or thing, similiar to the character named Stan in the Eminem song of the same name.

weed carrier (female version: wig handler) (n): 1. Someone who rides the proverbial coat tail of someone of superior social value.
2. someone who, more or less, lives under the command of a superior.


Phrases/Concepts

"On the sneak": Referring to something done under the radar.

"On the rando": Referring to something done in an unexpected or unprecedented manner.

"No (insert word here)": Stems from "no homo". Acknowledging a speech pattern, thought, or an action that is characteristic of the person, place, thing or idea inserted in the blank.


That should pretty well catch you clowns up to speed. You can thank me later.
-D