The blog

So as you can probably tell, this little blog can best be described as the love child of a false sense of the importance and entertainment value of my own life and the boredom that results from a three-week semester break from college. It's pretty experimental because I can't say I'm good at writing to amuse myself, let alone the two of you reading this. So I'm not sure how or where this thing is going to go.

Basically, I'm into a lot of things: sports, music, movies, comedy, politics and social issues, race, women, myself, and last, but not least, making fun of the clownery and buffoonery of everyday people. I plan on writing about any and all of these things. I wouldn't say my own life is particularly interesting, but occasionally the strange circumstances in which I find myself will give me a mildly funny or entertaining story to write about. Other than that, I'll comment on shit that I see on TV, read about on the internet, hear about by word of mouth, or think up in my large, college-educated brain. Worst comes to worst, I'll just clown on people. I'm not worried about offending anyone, so if I have some embarassing shit about you or I don't like you then I'll probably call you out by name. Sue me.

I'm not gonna act like I have time to maintain this shit day-to-day, so expect new postings on an ad hoc basis. There will be times (like now) when I have nothing better to do, or a lot to write about (but more likely the former rather than the latter) and I'll crank out multiple posts, and undoubtedly there will be time where I'm busy with better and more important shit and you won't hear from me for days or weeks. Hopefully you'll be able to survive.

Feel free to post comments on whatever; bash the blog or me personally, correct or criticize what I have to say, or even talk about unrelated shit. Rest assured, I won't delete any comments on principle, no matter how doodoo they are.

There you have it, folks. The first post is coming soon, and I know your panties are soaking for the inaugural drop.